Cheeseburger Crust: Crown Crust Burger Pizza
Chicken Finger, Mozzarella Stick, and Honey Mustard Crust
Corn Flakes, Cheese Nuggets, and Jalapeno Cheese Sauce
Melted Cheese-in-a-Blanket -- with Shrimp (tails included; no extra charge)
Battered, deep fried shrimp, Fish, Pineapple, and roll-ups filled with "cheezy liquid gold."
Blobs of spreadable, um, stuff
Finally, no crust at all: the Fish & Chips Pizza.
*On the global fascination with "Mustard Sauce" on pizza: I have no idea.