20 TV Geeks Who Are Actually Cooler Than All Of Us

Velma probably could have single-handedly solved every mystery by herself...if she didn't lose her glasses every 20 minutes.

Chuck has the ENTIRE CIA database in his brain. Umm, that's a definite win.

Although not the most charismatic of the gang, Gus is actually quite talented. He even gets to be King of the Playground for a short time.

GIBBEHHHHHHH

Tobias is a strange, misunderstood man. He's responsible for some of the best quotes in all of Arrested Development. Everything he says is a beautifully crafted double entendre.

Carlton Banks blessed us with this dance.

Dr. Reid is one of the smartest people on the planet. He also helps put a ton of crazy wackos behind bars, and he does it while looking super rad.

Pretty much the coolest forensic scientist of all time.

The only real question ever: WWUD? (What would Ultralord do?)

Chelsea is far from air-headed. She's great with animals and knows everything there is to know about nature. She's also a fantastic friend who doesn't use her gifts to meddle with other people's lives. *cough cough Raven!!!*

Jess knows how to play the handbells and that's already something most of humanity can't do. This one's a winner!

If you stare at this gif long enough, you can hear his laugh.

Penelope is the queen of the screens. From her lair in Quantico, she helps solve murders and keeps the world in order. And she's sassier than all of us combined.

The world needs more homicide detectives like Adrian Monk.

We all have that one friend who is exactly like Spock. They're the smartest person in the room, and they always tell us the cold, hard truth.

Betty moved up the ranks from being an assistant to being the owner of her own magazine in London. A true star, Betty is the epitome of hard work and perseverance.

Professor Utonium literally created life from a bunch of spices. And the freaking lives he created were little girls with superpowers. Thank you, Professor Utonium.

Perhaps the greatest paper salesman to ever live.

Did any of us even know what a forensic anthropologist was until Bones came on the scene?

So Walter here unlocked a portal to another dimension. And then he helped stop an invasion of aliens from the future. He's definitely the best.