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    13 Sea Creatures With Names That Double As Sex Positions

    The names behind these animals are hardly scientific. They're raunchy, saucy, and downright scandalous. Which one is going to become your new fav sex position? Prepare to give "Under The Sea" a whole new meaning.

    Eardnov
    by Eardnov

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    1. The Starfish

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    We've all seen the starfish before. It's glorious, isn't it?

    2. The Seahorse

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    Forget the Reverse Cowgirl, Reverse Seahorse is where it's at!

    3. The Clam

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    Who wouldn't want a little clammy-clam in the bedroom?

    4. The Electric Eel

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    Who needs a snake between their legs, when you've got an electric eel coming for you.

    5. The Hammerhead

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    Only a few have mastered the hammerhead swoop.

    6. The Leafy Sea Dragon

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    This is a more subtle position, but leafy greens are healthy for you, am I right?

    7. The Cuttlefish

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    Felattio will never be the same

    8. The Elephant Seal

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    Your partner will go wild for the elephant seal move.

    9. The Flying Fish

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    Forget about Soulja Boy's "The Superman", do the Flying Fish will make your partner soar.

    10. The Beluga

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    The Beluga Whale position is intricate and delicate. It involves a soft touch and blowing a few...bubbles.

    11. The Killer Whale (A.K.A. The Free Willy)

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    The Killer Whale is sure to bring pleasure as you dive into the deep with your partner.

    12. The Blowfish

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    The Blowfish is a staple for any couple who enjoys the "oral exercises".

    13. The Narwhal

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    Guys, you'll have no problem standing at attention when you're doing The Narwhal.

    Honorable Mentions

    Here are some of the sea creatures that should probably never be sex positions, and if they ever do become a position, hopefully they'll never be mainstream.

    14. The Octopus

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    Enough said.

    15. The Sea Spider

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    Goodbye.

    16. The Jellyfish

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    Who would ever want this in the bedroom?

    17. The Crab

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    This is just vile

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