Dog Teaches Baby High Five
Next up: potty training.
I wish this stupid fucking site let you delete accounts.
Next up: potty training.
Do you have a velociraptor contingency plan? You might be cleaning up, home alone after a party when a velociraptor decides to open your backdoor with its nasty claw and screw around in your kitchen. That ADT guy can't help you now!
Where's a koopa shell when you need one?
Just because you hunt in the barren arctic tundra doesn't mean you can't do it with a little flair. This is pretty much exactly how I climb into bed after I get home from work.
Kinda like whack-a-mole, but without a mallet (and a whole hell of a lot cuter).
A squirrel presumably gets hit by a car and is killed. Cue his squirrel buddy, who comes in to protect his body from scavenging crows. This is squirrel heartbreak, no joke.
Stephanie Grace, a 3rd year Harvard Law student, sends out an email clarifying her comments at a dinner about how African Americans are genetically predisposed to be dumber. She includes brilliant arguments backing up her assertion, like the Irish being more predisposed to have red hair, African Americans having darker skin, and the fact that her babies would be geniuses and beautiful individuals whether she raises them or gives them to "an orphanage in Nigeria". If you needed more proof that you can be a total idiot and make it through Harvard Law, this is it.
If only basketball were this interesting.
In honour of the new gay swan couple at the world's only swannery, a quick look at the more "alternatively lifestyled" species of the animal kingdom. From gay gray whale orgies to monogamous lesbian snow monkeys, the animal kingdom is rife with homosexual antics. Kinda blows the "against nature" argument out of the water.
The American Library Association has released their list of the books most challenged by parents in 2009. Apparently parents still think that 1) their kids don't watch television; 2) their kids actually use libraries; and 3) their kids can READ. Of course Twilight makes the list, but surprisingly not because of the shittacular writing.
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