First of all, you know the difference between Switzerland and Sweden.You can find Switzerland on a map.You know that Geneva isn't Switzerland's capital city.It's not Zürich.Come on, you know it's Bern.You know how many cantons there are in Switzerland.You know what a canton is.You know that the lake Switzerland and France share, is not "Lake Geneva."Actually calling it "Lake Geneva" is a ~ Blasphemy ~.Seriously, it's Le Lac Léman and it sounds like heaven.You know Switzerland has four official languages, and that's cool — like really cool.And you know what those languages are in order from most spoken to least spoken (German, French, Italian, and Romansh).You know that Romansh is a language and a pretty cool one.You know that swiss-german doesn't sound like actual german.And you also know that most of the german people don't understand our german dialects.You know they actually make fun of it. But it's okay, we love our neighbours..Talking about neighbours, you know which countries are around us.And you know what Lichtenstein is.Yes, you know it's a small, nice country caught between Switzerland and Austria.And you know it's capital city is Vaduz.You know what swiss currency is. And it's not the Euro.Because you know we're not a part of the European Union.You know the Olympic Museum is in Lausanne.And you've been there with school at least five times.Or more, if you're from the canton de Vaud.Most of the people around the world eat a turkey for Christmas and New Year, but not you.Like most Swiss people, you eat a fondue chinoise.And now, because of this, you crave one.You know there's a thing called "Röstigraben", unfortunately.But, like most of the people you don't care about it.You even fell in love with a swiss german person, at least once.You married that person.And if you're from the other side, you fell in love with a Welsch person at least once.You're married to that person now.You enjoy going on vacation in Ticino, because their pizzas are great and it's always sunny!Wallis or Valais is the best place to go skiing.You know the difference between Gruyère and Emmentaler.You enjoy a Cardinal beer as much as a Feldschlösschen one.You know everyone is not working in a bank.And yes, we're all addicted to our great chocolates.AND IT'S THE BEST CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD (sorry Belgium).Roger Federer is one of your greatest heroes.And you've considered starting to play tennis when you were a kid.You find Stan Wawrinka pretty funny and down to earth.Swisscom. I don't need to add anything do this.Migros, Coop. Either you go grocery shopping there or you're working there.You're completely fascinated by Australia.Like, you will give anything you have to live and work in Australia.You know who Ueli Maurer is.And Oskar Freysinger.You hate the month of march, because march is TAX month.Okay, taxes hurt, but you're consoled by the fact that our voting system is one of the most democratic of the world.You're rooting for Kloten Flyers, Fribourg Gottéron, or Davos.And you've been in love with at least one hockey player.Let's be real, they are hot.And if you're not into hockey, you're probably into soccer.You call it football though. And Swiss's team is ranked #13 on the FIFA's world list.You love la raclette!But maybe not as much as you love la fondue!You know Zürich's airport is one of the best airports in the world.You're proud that the Saint Bernard is a swiss dog."Beethoven" might have been your favourite movie as a child.You probably think Crans Montana is a town for ~rich people~.If you live in Wallis or Valais you probably own a chalet.Or a mayens.You know that Switzerland is actually a flat country.Hopp Schwiiz!
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