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How Swiss Are You?

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    First of all, you know the difference between Switzerland and Sweden.
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    You can find Switzerland on a map.
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    You know that Geneva isn't Switzerland's capital city.
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    It's not Zürich.
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    Come on, you know it's Bern.
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    You know how many cantons there are in Switzerland.
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    You know what a canton is.
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    You know that the lake Switzerland and France share, is not "Lake Geneva."
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    Actually calling it "Lake Geneva" is a ~ Blasphemy ~.
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    Seriously, it's Le Lac Léman and it sounds like heaven.
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    You know Switzerland has four official languages, and that's cool — like really cool.
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    And you know what those languages are in order from most spoken to least spoken (German, French, Italian, and Romansh).
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    You know that Romansh is a language and a pretty cool one.
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    You know that swiss-german doesn't sound like actual german.
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    And you also know that most of the german people don't understand our german dialects.
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    You know they actually make fun of it. But it's okay, we love our neighbours..
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    Talking about neighbours, you know which countries are around us.
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    And you know what Lichtenstein is.
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    Yes, you know it's a small, nice country caught between Switzerland and Austria.
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    And you know it's capital city is Vaduz.
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    You know what swiss currency is. And it's not the Euro.
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    Because you know we're not a part of the European Union.
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    You know the Olympic Museum is in Lausanne.
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    And you've been there with school at least five times.
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    Or more, if you're from the canton de Vaud.
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    Most of the people around the world eat a turkey for Christmas and New Year, but not you.
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    Like most Swiss people, you eat a fondue chinoise.
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    And now, because of this, you crave one.
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    You know there's a thing called "Röstigraben", unfortunately.
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    But, like most of the people you don't care about it.
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    You even fell in love with a swiss german person, at least once.
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    You married that person.
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    And if you're from the other side, you fell in love with a Welsch person at least once.
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    You're married to that person now.
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    You enjoy going on vacation in Ticino, because their pizzas are great and it's always sunny!
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    Wallis or Valais is the best place to go skiing.
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    You know the difference between Gruyère and Emmentaler.
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    You enjoy a Cardinal beer as much as a Feldschlösschen one.
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    You know everyone is not working in a bank.
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    And yes, we're all addicted to our great chocolates.
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    AND IT'S THE BEST CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD (sorry Belgium).
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    Roger Federer is one of your greatest heroes.
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    And you've considered starting to play tennis when you were a kid.
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    You find Stan Wawrinka pretty funny and down to earth.
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    Swisscom. I don't need to add anything do this.
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    Migros, Coop. Either you go grocery shopping there or you're working there.
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    You're completely fascinated by Australia.
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    Like, you will give anything you have to live and work in Australia.
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    You know who Ueli Maurer is.
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    And Oskar Freysinger.
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    You hate the month of march, because march is TAX month.
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    Okay, taxes hurt, but you're consoled by the fact that our voting system is one of the most democratic of the world.
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    You're rooting for Kloten Flyers, Fribourg Gottéron, or Davos.
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    And you've been in love with at least one hockey player.
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    Let's be real, they are hot.
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    And if you're not into hockey, you're probably into soccer.
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    You call it football though. And Swiss's team is ranked #13 on the FIFA's world list.
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    You love la raclette!
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    But maybe not as much as you love la fondue!
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    You know Zürich's airport is one of the best airports in the world.
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    You're proud that the Saint Bernard is a swiss dog.
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    "Beethoven" might have been your favourite movie as a child.
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    You probably think Crans Montana is a town for ~rich people~.
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    If you live in Wallis or Valais you probably own a chalet.
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    Or a mayens.
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    You know that Switzerland is actually a flat country.
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    Hopp Schwiiz!
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