I smile and laugh.I just want to cry.I pretend I heard nothing.I give them a side eye.I answer sarcastically.I love to tell this joke and I'm sure that I'm the only one who knows it.
Actually, I am the customer...I say "hi" and tell them that I'm here if they need anything.I roll my eyes but say nothing.I politely ask them to hurry up.I follow them around the store to make sure they'll leave in time.I give them the death stare.
What is a weekend?I go shopping!I work and I love itI work, unfortunatelyIn hellI go out and party all night long
Hell on earthSo much fun!SHOPPING!FightclubThanksgivingAngerVia Thinkstock
a myth.a room where you can find anything and everything your heart desires.not a magical place.a room filled with old stuff, broken things, and a couple of boxes.empty.where I go when when I need to be left alone.
People who always want to get discount on everything.People who want me to look after their kids.People who want me to check the back room, even though I know it's empty.Kids who run everywhere and break everything.People who want to talk to the manager.Retail workers who don't want to check the back room.
How Much Of Your Soul Has Been Destroyed By Working In Retail?
You're probably a *whispers* customer.
You probably started to work in retail recently.
You're still holding on!
You have resigned yourself to the fact that you will never be able to escape this living hell.
Working in retail has completely destroyed your soul and you're dead inside. We're sorry.
It's your first day, right?