1. Arriving at your booty call like:
2. When you catch the person who's been eating your biscuits.
3. Trying to stay awake through a meeting that could have been an email.
4. When you have to leave the house in five minutes so you put on whatever's clean and pray no one sees you. And then someone sees you.
5. "I don't want to brag but..."
6. When Nicki Minaj is your idol.
7. "He doesn't even lift though."
8. When this happens.
9. When the organisers of an event have sat you next to someone you're not even boys with.
10. When everyone is talking about Game of Thrones and you don't watch it.
11. Searching for a fuck to give.
12. When this happens.
13. When you're having a poo and there's no toilet paper in sight.
14. "This song is dedicated to my momma."
15. When someone is lying to your face and you know the truth.
16. "Hold up, they don't love you like I love you."
17. When your friend tells your joke and gets a better reception than you.
18. That moment when your tweet does numbers on Twitter.
19. Spotting that person who's been dropping all the Orange Is the New Black spoilers on Twitter.
20. When you're trying your best to be a good person but people keep testing your patience.
21. When your friend forces you to listen to their mixtape.
Victoria Sanusi is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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