1. Get a vacuum.
Apparently, they don't come with apartments.
2. Get a plunger
ew. ew. ew.
3. Get a washer and dryer, those don't come with an apartment either.
That leads to...
4. You have to do laundry
5. Grocery shop, with your own money
Nobody steals my groceries on my watch
6. Walk around without pants on
#partyhardy
7. DUST
Or not, no judgement here folks.
8. Kill your own bugs
Your trusty dog can help with that, mine did.
9. Binge on Netflix all night without judgement
Except from Netflix when they ask you if you're still watching. OF COURSE I AM!
10. Be independent.
#getdatpaper