14 Things You Should Never Ever Say To Someone From Chennai

    Call me a Madrasi ONE. MORE. TIME.

    1. "Why doesn't anyone speak Hindi here?"

    2. "Why do you put coconut in everything you eat?"

    3. "Anna, can you give me some samburrr?"

    4. "Why is there no live music scene in Chennai?"

    5. "Did you know Rajinikanth is actually Marathi?"

    6. "Why don't you get good Pani Puri in Chennai?"

    7. "A.R. Rahman may be from Chennai, but his best work is in Bollywood."

    8. "What do you guys even do for fun in Chennai?"

    9. "Tea is so much better than filter coffee."

    10. "You guys have nothing interesting to eat apart from idli and dosa."

    11. "I prefer Bengaluru to Chennai."

    12. "Chennai is so hot man, how do you even live here?"

    13. "Technically, since you're from Madras it's okay to call you Madrasi na."

    14. "Wait, what? Chennai had a Hard Rock Cafe and they never served alcohol?"