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    16 of the Weirdest Children's Books

    One fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, AIDS Fish...you're welcome for that one.

    • 1.

      The only problem I see with this cover is that only one of the conjoined twins is patriotic.

    • 2.

      If this book was a little larger I would have used it to cover my boners as a child.

    • 3.

      The second part is due soon "it burns when I pee". I see a NYT best seller.

    • 4.

      Happy little penises everywhere! I'd like to thank Bob Ross for that joke there

    • 5.

      Disabled, blind and black. Talk about unfortunate. Do you think he gets pulled over when on the side(walk)?

    • 6.

      Apparently the bird didn't get the memo

    • 7.

      I think this was a book on how to write your name.

    • 8.

      A best seller in France.

    • 9.

      Two girls one Cup definitely missed this marketing opportunity.

    • 10.

      Why is the sperm named Willy? Isn't that where Willy was coming from?

    • 11.

      From what I gathered O'Silly Bin Laden is the man that gives me candy at the corner store in return of wearing a vest in the busy mall.

    • 12.

      There's always room for fapping

    • 13.

      Because one creepy uncle isn't enough.

    • 14.

      Where's daddy's other hand?

    • 15.

      If this is what Hiroshima is like consider my plane ticket booked.

    • 16.

      as the man in the corner says it "YUM"