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"I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces I throw up."

Who Said It — Jake Peralta Or Andy Dwyer?

Jake!

"Okay, don't shoot! That's how people get shot."

"I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?"

Andy!

"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."

"I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces I throw up"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that once on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life."

"If the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?"

Andy

"Do I have to tuck my shirt in? Because honestly that's kind of a deal breaker."

"We got an anonymous gift basket. Yeah, it's full of treats. It's got meats, cheeses, candies — all the food groups."

"If you rearrange the letters of Peru you get Europe"

"Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy? Boom! That's spaghetti. Nachos. That's a cookie."

"Sure, a couple of my teeth are loose, but that's from dental neglect not meth."

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