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I don't need Ashley Madison's website to cheat on my wife. I have Netflix.
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Irony of ironies, #AshleyMadison is now guaranteeing that everyone using their site gets screwed
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The Ashley Madison hack is a great reminder why I use my father in laws name for all my web signups
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Isn't #AshleyMadison a place for researching baby names? That's what my wife told me when she was pregnant with my daughter Tinder anyway
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Divorce lawyers, florists & jewellers are thinking that they've won the lottery today. #ashleymadison
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Public Service Announcement: If you get flowers today and it's not your birthday OR your anniversary - call a lawyer. lol #ashleymadison
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Porn sites are more secure than #AshleyMadison right? Right?
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37 million users on #AshleyMadison and "gay marriage is destroying the American family" 😂😂😂
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Conveniently, the fantasy I posted on Ashley Madison was "having my Ashley Madison fantasy outed by hackers."
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If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, then join the 37 million others at #AshleyMadison. #AHackingGoodTime
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Due to the #AshleyMadison hack, a record number of men filled emergency rooms across the U.S. with dicks in plastic baggies filled with ice
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And cheaters thought STD's were the worst thing to worry about on #ashleymadison
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This #AshleyMadison hack should have people scared of which sites they join or not.... *runs and cancels Golden Girl fan club account*
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People who use Ashley Madison are quite ballsy. I don't even watch ahead in a TV show my girl and I are binge watching in fear of her wrath.
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I think eventually it will come out that Mick Fanning was using #Ashleymadison and the shark was hired by his wife.
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Part of me hopes the hackers follow through on Ashley Madison threat. B/c I might look up every married person I know #AshleyMadison
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I think my dads going on another "business trip" #ashleymadisonhack
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Man blaming Ashley Madison infidelity on his dyslexia: "I thought she was gonna help me organize A FAIR you KNOW how much I love fairs!"
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#TDSBreakingNews Cheating website Ashley Madison hacked. Back to cheating the old-fashioned way: with wife's sister.
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