“When I first got here, he was one of the worst people I had ever met in my life, and now he’s one of the best ”
These will make you check under the bed. WARNING: Not for the squeamish.
1.21 gigawatts of awesome.
Goodbye forever, you factory reject dildos!
"I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me"
No apples, coffee cups or scented candles here
Happy Birthday to The Man, The Myth, The Legend.
I can stop anytime I want
Ginger is the spice of life
The New World’s gonna need Rick Grimes.
Yeah, tattoos bitch!
People want ducks.
For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about
Turning up without a gift is the danger
Don't make me laugh, I'm being photographed.
J-Law knows your pain