Any scene with Colton Dunn as one if the animal control guys. He says the most disturbing things with such gleeful enthusiasm- he's just super jazzed always!
"There's more than one way to skin a cat."
"There's four! Four ways to skin a cat!"
Damn. Looks like my whole post didn't post. Don't want it to come off as body shaming, he was an okay dude. Just entirely surreal to encounter a micropenis, or any penis I suppose, in a surprise academic setting. As part of the curriculum. Tbh, it was way weirder when my biology professor…Â
Never had a sexual experience with anyone with a micropenis... but honestly I think that would be less weird than my micropenis encounter.
Let me regale you with a story. I turned 18 2 days after my highschool graduation, so when I started college 3 months later I was THE babiest…Â
Why did I read this before bed. I'm pretty sure I've heard about most of these before, but now they're all lined up and fresh in my mind. I am astonished by my own level of dumb. I told me so....
Leave Courtney alone ???
Also, just knowing most of these exist is quite enough existential horror for tonight thanks. Got any puppy bellies to look at? I need fluff, stat.
Lol, my weird kid made the weird kid list! I should congratulate his accomplishment by surreptitiously filling his backpack with dogfood tomorrow... or not, that is one call from the school I don't want to get. Maybe just a kibble... he'll rue that day forever.
When my son was about 4 years old, he took everything out of my purse and filled it with dog food, he even put some in all the little pockets I didn't really use. He put everything back in on top of it, so I didn't notice until I was going for my wallet in a checkout line. Just dog…Â
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