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Turtle Cheesecake

This is not a post about a tasty dessert with chocolate and pecans. This is a gross misuse of filters, cliche lines, and an innocent reptile. This is turtle cheesecake.

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  • I'm here to whisk you away on a romantic evening.

  • Shall we open a bottle of wine?

  • This is an excellent vintage.

  • I will shower you in jewels, my darling.

  • And everyone knows turtle kisses are sweeter than candy.