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    Broadsword Umbrella

    If you're anything like me, you understand the appeal of starting mock sword fights with your umbrella. Thanks to Think Geek, you can now add a touch of realism to this activity by purchasing an umbrella with a broadsword handle. Now if you'll pretend that my snapping turtle is a dragon, I'm all set to rescue a princess.