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    The Definition Mullet - Embarrased Kids Included

    Well Folks, It don’t get no more textbook than this. Frizzy 10% in the front, Straight to Long & Scurly 90% in the back. Razored off sideburns , Manicured Mustache & Mechanic Logo vented fishing shirt. White Tee underneath. Completely Bummed out Kids Included. Ticket to muscle car show sold separately.