23 Celebs Who Prove That Black Don't Crack

Age: 55

Looks like: The 1979 version of Prince

Secret of youth: An exfoliant made of crushed B.B. King records

Age: 78

Looks like: Everything you've ever wished and hoped to be in your life

Secret of youth: The direct favor and blessings of the Ancestors

Age: 45

Looks like: His mama just told him to knock you out, like, yesterday

Secret of youth: The constant lip licking

Age: 34

Looks like: A teenager, which explains why she's been playing them for the last 20 years

Secret of youth: Cardio via marathon line dancing sessions

Age: 49

Looks like: The senior you had a crush on your freshman year

Secret of youth: Weekly body wraps with kente-print cloth

Age: 39

Looks like: She just won America's Next Top Model

Secret of youth: Blue Magic hair grease

Age: 54

Looks like: That friend of your mom's that you always had a secret crush on

Secret of youth: The kiss of liiiiiiife

Age: 42

Looks like: This 21-year-old holding a bottle between T-Boz and Left Eye

Secret of youth: That perfectly sculpted baby hair

Age: 42

Looks like: She's about to go confront Deebo for hitting Felisha

Secret of youth: A daily smoothie made of avocado, banana, and Lena Horne's tears

Age: 47

Looks like: She just broke up with Eddie Murphy

Secret of youth: Red Kool-Aid facials

Age: 46

Looks like: She's on her way to meet up with Cher at the mall

Secret of youth: Curry face moisturizer

Age: 58

Looks like: Ms. Trinidad's daughter

Secret of youth: Goo gobs of cocoa butter

Age: 40

Looks like: He just handed Teddy Riley for verse he wrote for him on "Rump Shaker"

Secret of youth: Cetaphil. No, really.

Age: 49

Looks like: He just discovered Sheila E. in the Bronx

Secret of youth: Only juices and berries.

Age: 43

Looks like: She's headed to her 30th birthday party

Secret of youth: Sleeps on a satin pillowcase weaved of Prince's hair

Age: 55

Looks like: She just finished shaking a tail feather

Secret of youth: A facial toner made of old copies of Jet

Age: 40

Looks like: The girl you and your best friend fought over

Secret of youth: Pot liquor

Age: 42

Looks like: She just played Quincy in a game of one-on-one

Secret of youth: A daily cup of green tea with a dash of Louisiana hot sauce

Age: 73

Looks like: She just left Ike yesterday

Secret of youth: Lots and lots of this

Age: 45

Looks like: He just enrolled at Bel-Air Academy

Secret of youth: The "Jump On It" dance

Age: 42

Looks like: She just graduated from Hillman

Secret of youth: A coconut oil and sweet tea deep conditioner

Age: 46

Looks like: She was just carded at her favorite bar

Secret of youth: A monthly spades tournament

Age: 187

Looks like: Your granddad

Secret of youth: Was born old, so he's looked the same age forever