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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

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This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.  


My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the London Zoo.  


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I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Never again.  


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