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Do you like your coffee like you like your men?

Design A Hipster Coffee Shop And We'll Describe Your Next Boyfriend

First and foremost: Where will your coffee shop be located?

Choose an obscure object in which you'll serve your coffee.

What will your signature latte art  
look like?

Finally, pick some mainstream coffee to hate on.

Get ready to hear all about that time he was published on McSweeney's. He's ~verified~ on Twitter and is obsessed with cult films. Hope you like _Harold and Maude_.

The Twitter-Famous Writer

He knows about abs AND animals. Damn. You'll want to visit this hunk at work constantly, gazing at those strong hands as they care for precious pups and cuddly cats.

The Sexy Veterinarian

When he's not busy with his apprenticeship, this sweet guy will take you to all of the coolest restaurants in town, and make you lattes in his perfectly minimalist loft.

The Thoughtful Architect

OK, so he'll give you his business card on the first date and wear a striped button-down with jeans, BUT underneath of that button-down? Biceps.

The Finance Bro

He's a graphic designer at a small startup, but his real passion is his comic illustrations. Y'all are going to cuddle while watching lots of anime on his IKEA couch. Nice.

The Tattooed Illustrator

Guess what: You're going to marry the next guy you date! CONGRATULATIONS. Mr. Right is _right_ around the corner. Maybe you'll have a meet-cute at your favorite cafe.

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