Let's get right to the climax of this post, shall we?
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We now know what countries have the best, loudest, and most frequent orgasms in the world, thanks to a new survey from Lelo, a Swedish retailer of ~adult~ toys and accessories.
The company polled 2,200 people across 21 countries about how often, how loud, and how intense they orgasm. 🚨 HERE ARE THE JUICY RESULTS. 🚨
1. Norwegians have the most orgasms.
A whopping 35% of Norwegian respondents claim they orgasm at least once a day, which is a lot, considering the global average is only two to three times a week. Norway, you're doing amazing, sweetie.
2. Brazilians are screamers.
Brazilians are easily the loudest in bed — with 65% of respondents claiming to be screamers. That is BOOMING, considering the second-loudest country was Norway, at 39.9%. Brazil is almost louder than the rest of the world combined.
3. Italians, Spaniards, and Chileans come the hardest.
These three ~Romance~ countries report the most intense orgasms: 10%–13% of each country's respondents rated their orgasms within the highest percentile. It's not just their food that has explosive flavor.
4. Americans aren't very satisfied in bed.
America may be a global superpower, but in bed, the majority of US respondents (28%) rated the intensity of their orgasms a not-so-powerful 7/10.
5. Canadians barely enjoy their orgasms.
Sadly, 15% of Canadians have never even experienced an orgasm, and another 15% rate their orgasm intensity just a 1 out of 10. Stop being so polite, Canada!
6. Brits actually get down quite a bit.
Contrary to popular belief that Britain is boring in bed, 11% of UK respondents claim they orgasm at least once a day, and 53% said their orgasms were sometimes loud, the highest in that category.
7. Australians are some of the quietest cummers.
Australia may be absolutely bonkers, but more than a third of Australian respondents (34.78%) say they're usually quiet in bed.
8. And the French aren't all that noisy either.
You may think all of France would be thunderous in bed, but 10% claim they're only noisy with a partner, not when they're alone.
The moral of this ~sexy~ story: Don't believe all of the sexual stereotypes you hear.
Oh, and let's all move to Norway and Brazil. 🍆 🍑