1. E•MO•TION is a goddamn masterpiece.
2. Sure, it undersold, but it also solidified Carly as Queen of Pop.
3. And then, after a tortuously long two years, she dropped her latest bop, "Cut to the Feeling."
Other "artists": " This is totally my year to have the song of the summer" Carly Rae Jepsen: (Causally) drops "Cut… https://t.co/TubTRass3y
4. And it redefined the entire season of summer.
5. Seriously, people freaked over this single.
Internet: "Carly Rae Jepsen's released a ne-" Me:
6. They even renamed Pride Month.
7. They saw Carly's place in our current political climate.
8. And our current cultural climate.
9. Current Cultural Climate: Part II
10. Part III
11. She is QUEEN, y'all.
12. She brings out a unique side in all of us.
13. It's undeniable.
14. Don't you DARE say otherwise.
When someone tries to disrespect Carly Rae Jepsen
15. Fans would do anything she asks.
16. Because she's flawless.
17. And makes our brains go haywire.
Artist's rendition of my brain reacting to the new Carly Rae Jepsen song
18. So you gotta show some respect.
19. We'd be nothing without her.
20. Even if some people don't quite understand.
Me forcing my friends to listen to Cut To The Feeling on repeat
21. The End.
