What Kind Of Hangover Will You Have?
You're not going to have a hangover! You'll be fine and bright and perky all day and everything will be good and happy, and you can go round taunting all the other people who have hangovers. Damn you.
Not too bad, all things considered. Your hangover will be noticeable, but won't stop you going about your day. It'll just be a gentle — almost friendly — reminder of last night. Have a glass of water and a nice breakfast and you'll be just fine.
This could be worse, to be honest. You won't feel great, but it won't stop you functioning. The hangover will just lurk around for a few hours, regularly reminding you that you maybe had a bit too much to drink. This hangover can be fought with a good breakfast and regular coffee.
Perhaps the cruelest of all hangovers, this one will catch you by surprise. You'll think you're fine. You'll think you've had a lucky escape. Then, when you least expect it, the hangover will pounce and make everything appalling. This hangover can be fought by seeing it coming and preparing, but you're still going to take some damage.
BANG! You feel terrible. BANG! You regret your life choices. BANG! Your head really, really hurts. This hangover will keeping hitting you very hard in the head for the rest of the day and there is nothing you'll be able to do about it.
The physical pain and nausea you will feel will be nothing compared to the psychological trauma, as you replay the moments you can remember from last night again and again, all the time asking one question: Oh god, why?! Why did I do that? You will vow to never drink again — at least for a day or two.
You have been bad. Very bad. And now you must be punished. Tomorrow will be agony. The next day won't be much better. You'd probably better get used to it.
Pain. Destruction. The screaming of souls in torment. This hangover will tear cities down and leave only smouldering ruins behind. There is no hope for you now. There is no hope for any of us.
You are going to be actually dead. This hangover will kill you. Please feel free to send this quiz result to your boss or your friends to explain why you cannot turn up tomorrow (i.e., you're dead).