Buzz·Posted on 29 Apr 201625 Hilarious Tweets About Having A BrainWhy did you bring me this, brain?by by Tom PhillipsBuzzFeed Staff, UK , by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. k e e t @KeetPotato [friend asks me to read an article] brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god" me: [hands it back] "very interesting" 04:09 PM - 21 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Evan Borce @borce_e *bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time me: let's hang out soon my brain: lol why u lying 02:10 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sophia @yougottaseeher Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years Me: but sleep- Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND 🎤 04:14 AM - 13 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. elysa @localblackgirl brain: get attached to anybody who gives you attention me: why brain: you gotta 02:27 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. totally scrooged @lawbsterfest me: brain, where are my keys brain: i have no fuckn idea but here's a loop of the cosby theme song while you look for those motherfuckers 01:11 PM - 22 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Hippo @InternetHippo [as something good is happening to me] MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end 04:12 PM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. char char binks @grandmayaoi me: (holds thing) brain: lick me: why brain: taste 04:58 PM - 18 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. LARRAY @LARRAYOX brain: hi me: hey? brain: do your homework me: ✔️ seen: 6:47 01:47 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Summer Ferguson @summysideup Person: *treats me kindly and actually wants to spend time with me brain: they have an ulterior motive Me: what brain: they hate you 04:48 AM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Natalya Lobanova @NatalyaLobanova Brain: don't say anything weird or inappropriate Me: the decline of consumer capitalism is imminent and inevitable Brain: good 08:03 PM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod EARS: u hear that? ME: no EARS: definitely someone downstairs ME: probably just the cat EARS: ok … BRAIN: what if it's a clown? ME: I hate u 12:24 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jay @theshamingofjay Brain: lets think positive today Me: really? Brain: yea, you have a lot to be grateful for Me: Brain: jk your lifes a mess, go eat something 11:44 AM - 29 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Andy @wawoodworth *me, in kitchen* Brain: hey your hand is in the garbage disposal so how about some related horror movie scenes Me: NO. Brain: bzzzzzzzzzzzzz 01:11 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ray @LUClDITY brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you me: why did you bring me this brain: just because 05:28 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. sean in jorts @ainsleyseiger me: (going about my daily business) brain: you know what would be fun right now...if you just burst into tears for no good reason 12:53 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ellie Warner @paperflags Me: we have to sleep now. we have to get up in like 4 hrs Brain: sounds like a great time to start learning Polish Me: why Brain: you gotta 02:09 AM - 13 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Dee, but jolly @figgled Me: time for bed Brain: hi Me: go to sleep Brain: it's not imposter syndrome if u genuinely are shit Me: Brain: 🌚 11:56 AM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Carly Danger @carlyken [bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT 06:36 AM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ➖ @matt___nelson Me: I'm so tired Brain: Same Me: Time for sleep Brain: K Me: Brain: Me: Brain: WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS IF THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER? 07:55 AM - 24 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Ben @0point5twins ME: Can we go to sleep? BRAIN: Ok, sure... ME: BRAIN: ME: BRAIN: If you stuck Doritos on the cat, it would look like a cute dinosaur! 09:30 AM - 19 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. noog @noog Brain: What if trees had dicks? Me: Go to bed Brain: Tree dicks Me: … Brain: Tree dicks everywhere Me: … Brain: ... Me: ... Brain: Treenises 08:33 AM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Beth Vader @heroinsdemise Me:I'm tired Brain:ok Me:let's sleep Brain:ok Me: Brain: Me: Brain:HOW MANY CHAMELEONS MUST WE CARRY SO WE BECOME INVISIBLE? 09:58 AM - 31 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jack Beverley @jaibee96 *Starts to fall asleep* Brain:Jack... Me:Go away. B:Jack... M:No! B:Jack... M:What?! B:Remember when you called the teacher mum? M:*gets up* 06:27 AM - 06 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @LaziestCanine Body: time for bed Me: okay Brain: never let your guard down, kony could still be out there 02:48 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Trista Mateer @tristamateer me: I can't sleep brain: you're literally not even trying. you're still on the internet. this isn't my fault for once. it's all u 09:57 AM - 28 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite