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The Sweariest Grammar Quiz You'll Ever Take

Split this sodding infinitive. NSFW, obviously.

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  1. 1. Which of these words fits into this sentence?

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    "Your"
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    "You're"
  2. 2. Which sentence is grammatically correct?

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    "Whose dog shat in my gazebo?"
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    "Who's dog shat in my gazebo?"
  3. 3. Which of these words fits into this sentence?

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    "They're"
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    "Their"
  4. 4. Which is the preposition in this sentence?

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    Some
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    Cockwomble
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    Pissed
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    In
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    My
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    Hedge
  5. 5. Which use of "wanking" is a gerund?

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    "I love wanking."
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    "He is wanking."
  6. 6. Which of these is a correct way to punctuate this sentence?

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    "Some fuckwit who was arsing around with his knobhead friends, spilled my bloody pint."
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    "Some fuckwit who was arsing around, with his knobhead friends spilled my bloody pint."
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    "Some fuckwit, who was arsing around with his knobhead friends, spilled my bloody pint."
  7. 7. Which is the pronoun in this sentence?

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    I
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    The
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    Gobshite
  8. 8. How would you best rewrite this sentence to make it less ambiguous?

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    “Realising he’s a douchecanoe, Barry was told to cock off by my friend.”
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    "After realising that Barry’s a douchecanoe, my friend told him to cock off."
  9. 9. Identify the conditional clause in this sentence.

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    "Unless shit goes tits up"
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    "I'll be wankered by noon"
  10. 10. Is the following sentence grammatical?

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    Yes.
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    No, fuck off.
  11. 11. How many adverbs are in this sentence?

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    Two
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    Three
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    Four
  12. 12. In Tucker's Law, what is the object of the sentence?

    Tucker's Law / Via youtube.com
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    Some cunt.
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    The thing that cunt will fuck up.
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