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    The 18 Strangest Places The Face Of Jesus Has Appeared

    According to UK tabloids, at least. The Lord moves in really, really, really mysterious ways.

    1. In Ikea.

    Via thesun.co.uk

    Winner: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun.

    2. On a baking tray.

    Via thesun.co.uk

    Runner-up: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun.

    3. In a patch of damp.

    Via dailymail.co.uk

    Jesus looks sad about having been trapped behind a fridge.

    4. On the lid of a jar of Marmite.

    Via metro.co.uk

    Marmite's still horrible, though.

    5. On a wall.

    Via mirror.co.uk

    Relevance of sandwiches to appearance of Jesus unclear.

    6. On a drainpipe.

    Via thesun.co.uk

    Jesus has shaved off his trademark beard.

    7. In a Chinese takeaway.

    Via mirror.co.uk

    Jesus looks like a young John Peel waking up with a really bad hangover.

    8. On a naan.

    Via metro.co.uk

    Jesus looks like Zombie Michael Jackson.

    9. On floorboards.

    Via dailymail.co.uk

    Abstract Jesus.

    10. On a car.

    Via thesun.co.uk

    Um... look, you might have to put a bit more effort into this whole face-appearing business, Jesus.

    11. In a sock.

    Via mirror.co.uk

    ...Really?

    12. On a cider bottle.

    Via dailymail.co.uk

    Guys, that's barely even a face, never mind a miraculous face.

    13. In a bruise.

    Via metro.co.uk

    No.

    14. In a ham sandwich.

    Via thesun.co.uk

    Oh COME ON.

    15. On a chicken.

    Via metro.co.uk

    Maybe if you squint a bit, it might... nope. Still not seeing it.

    16. In a flooring tile.

    What? What? There is NO JESUS here. There's not even a HINT of Jesus.

    17. On a t-shirt.

    Via metro.co.uk

    To be clear: a man got a tattoo of Jesus's face on his back, put a t-shirt on, and was then astonished when an image of Jesus's face mysteriously appeared on it.

    18. ...And on Justin Bieber's leg.

    Via mirror.co.uk

    Yeah, okay. This one is definitely a miracle.

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