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The 18 Strangest Places The Face Of Jesus Has Appeared

According to UK tabloids, at least. The Lord moves in really, really, really mysterious ways.

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1. In Ikea.

Winner: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun.
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Winner: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun.

2. On a baking tray.

Runner-up: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun.
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Runner-up: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun.

3. In a patch of damp.

Jesus looks sad about having been trapped behind a fridge.
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Jesus looks sad about having been trapped behind a fridge.

4. On the lid of a jar of Marmite.

Marmite's still horrible, though.
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Marmite's still horrible, though.

5. On a wall.

Relevance of sandwiches to appearance of Jesus unclear.
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Relevance of sandwiches to appearance of Jesus unclear.

6. On a drainpipe.

Jesus has shaved off his trademark beard.
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Jesus has shaved off his trademark beard.

7. In a Chinese takeaway.

Jesus looks like a young John Peel waking up with a really bad hangover.
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Jesus looks like a young John Peel waking up with a really bad hangover.

8. On a naan.

Jesus looks like Zombie Michael Jackson.
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Jesus looks like Zombie Michael Jackson.

9. On floorboards.

Abstract Jesus.
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Abstract Jesus.

10. On a car.

Um... look, you might have to put a bit more effort into this whole face-appearing business, Jesus.
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Um... look, you might have to put a bit more effort into this whole face-appearing business, Jesus.

11. In a sock.

...Really?
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...Really?

12. On a cider bottle.

Guys, that's barely even a face, never mind a miraculous face.
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Guys, that's barely even a face, never mind a miraculous face.

13. In a bruise.

No.
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No.

14. In a ham sandwich.

Oh COME ON.
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Oh COME ON.

15. On a chicken.

Maybe if you squint a bit, it might... nope. Still not seeing it.
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Maybe if you squint a bit, it might... nope. Still not seeing it.

16. In a flooring tile.

What? What? There is NO JESUS here. There's not even a HINT of Jesus.

What? What? There is NO JESUS here. There's not even a HINT of Jesus.

17. On a t-shirt.

To be clear: a man got a tattoo of Jesus's face on his back, put a t-shirt on, and was then astonished when an image of Jesus's face mysteriously appeared on it.
Via metro.co.uk

To be clear: a man got a tattoo of Jesus's face on his back, put a t-shirt on, and was then astonished when an image of Jesus's face mysteriously appeared on it.

18. ...And on Justin Bieber's leg.

Yeah, okay. This one is definitely a miracle.
Via mirror.co.uk

Yeah, okay. This one is definitely a miracle.