25 Tweets That Will Make You Say "So Much For The Tolerant Left"

    "The so-called 'tolerant left' motioned as if they threw the ball, but when I ran to where the ball should have been, there was no ball."

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    So much for the 'tolerant left' 😪

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    the so called "tolerant left" have painted a white stripe on my back, leading to unwanted romantic attention from a very persistent skunk

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    "So much for the tolerant left!" I scream as the polite McDonald's lady informs me, again, that the ice cream machine is out of order

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    The so-called "tolerant left" lured me into catacombs with the promise of a rare vintage of amontillado, then proceeded to bury me alive.

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    The tolerant left is beating me with a sack of Valencia oranges

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    The so-called "tolerant left" sent me to the summit of Kilimanjaro in search of a rare fossilized algae that cures shingles, then pantsed me

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    The so-called "tolerant left" motioned as if they threw the ball, but when I ran to where the ball should have been, there was no ball

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    IMAGINE MY SHOCK as the so-called "tolerant left" didnt buy me flowers on Valentine's Day

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    my wife: did u piss on the roof last night? im leaving me: so much for the "tolerant left"

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    The so-called Left isn't so "tolerant" anymore when they catch me in their garage at night trying to fuck their car

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    The so-called "tolerant left" have replaced my son's lego bricks with these "mega" blocks. the blocks are not mega and my son, he is crying

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    @FanSince09 the tolerant left rolled me up in an afghan rug and slid me down the face of the hoover dam

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    So much for the so-called "tolerant" left

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    The so-called "tolerant left" tricked me into using volumizing shampoo this morning and now I'm walking around with a ridiculous bouffant.

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    you during sex: oh yeahhh, i'm gonna cum me, an intellectual, during sex: so much for the tolerant left

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    wow. just saw a "protestor" drink a glass of milk and throw up on a cop car. so much for the lactose-tolerant left

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    The so-called “tolerant left” saw me eat cookie dough ice cream then turned up the thermostat so high that I now shit fully baked cookies.

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    Imagine my surprise when the so called tolerant left ate the plums in the icebox that I was saving

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    Roses are red Colonialism is theft