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27 Hilarious Tweets You'll Only Get If You Watched The Debate

"This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page."

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I see Hillary has come dressed in the blood of men who have underestimated her.

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A lot of people are saying Trump is on coke, which is ridiculous. People on cocaine love to talk about their specific plans for the future.

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Lester: Let's talk about race. Every Black Person in the US:

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Trump: "I think I've developed a great relationship with the black community"

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This is like the moon landing but instead of landing on the moon a dumpster is flung into the sea

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Hillary: My name is Hillary Trump: you're wrong

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HILLARY IS STRAIGHT-UP JIM HALPERT RIGHT NOW #debates

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Ima use that.. Student loan collector: Why haven't paid your college loans? Me: "Maybe I wasn't satisfied with their work" #DebateNight

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Trump avoiding questions about his tax returns.

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Why didn't Hillary fight ISIS during her adolescence

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ISIS, as we know, was founded in 1967 in Wellesley, Massachusetts.

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"i have a much better temperament." #debates

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"show me trump saying he has the temperament to be president one more time"

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trump: listen it is my understanding that all non-white people live in nightmare hellscapes than which nothing could be worse

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Trump really react to the truth like a cheating boyfriend "so u just gone believe them facts over me? why dont u go be with them facts then"

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Donald Trump answers questions like how I type essays when I can't think of shit but have 3 more pages to go

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This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page.

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When Trump looks down, it looks like that @snapchat filter where it replaces your eyes with your mouth

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trump: we need to bring back law & order me: it literally has 18 seasons

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STABLER: shit BENSON: what is it elliot STABLER: we're gonna lose this case BENSON: why? STABLER: it's judge Very Against Police

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Lester: Mr. Trump, what color is your tie? Trump: I'M a tie. The best tie. I have many friends that say I'M the greatest tie ever. #debates

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hillary: tax retur- trump: obama is a hologram

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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian will reveal Trump's tax returns on her snapchat after the debate

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"Please" "No, Joe the debate is on" "Just turn to ESPN real quick. I wanna see the score" "You have your own TV" "I… https://t.co/CBfHn7CWz9

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The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from the Earth at 17 kilometers/second #debatenight

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finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she spent her life in

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