Buzz·Posted on 19 Sept 201621 Life Skills Every Brummie Has MasteredKnowing that Pip's Hot Sauce improves any meal.by Tom CullenBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Squeezing these all over our Frankfurt Market bratwursts. 2. Being far too much of a coward to complain about the kids smoking on the 50 bus. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Not having nightmares over our harrowingly real ice cream van warnings. 4. Playing it real cool-like, when everyone says “PEAKY BLINDERS!” the moment you tell them where you’re from. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Playing it equally cool over our incredible street art. 6. Knowing that Pip's Hot Sauce improves any meal. 7. Knowing to avoid the M6 at all costs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. But being able to traverse the Spaghetti Junction blindfolded. 9. NEVER turning down a balti. View this photo on Instagram 10. Reacting accordingly every time we remember Cadbury's has been sold. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. But also secretly still eating Dairy Milk when we think nobody's looking. View this photo on Instagram 12. Having the ability to hero worship the weirdest of places. 13. Seriously. The weirdest places. 14. Hiring a bike in no less than 106 easy steps. 15. Making sure our roads don't get too cocky. 16. Coming up with greatest ideas for our old buildings. 17. Then watching on helplessly as the council smashes them all to shit anyway. 18. We're good at letting people know about RAMP. 19. Queuing for the Bullring escalator at Christmas a full month before we plan on getting to the top. 20. Loving the hell out of each other. View this photo on Instagram 21. And most importantly, we've stopped caring – I mean COMPLETELY STOPPED CARING – what the rest of the nation thinks of our city. View this post on Facebook facebook.com Because it's our home. And we love it. Tom Cullen is the founder of "I Choose Birmingham", a free weekly email about the best things to do in Brum. Subscribe here.