What National Treasures Would Carmen Sandiego Steal In Modern America?

What are our “Modern American National Treasures?” Ms. Sandiego hasn’t been around for awhile, and as our country seems to be in the decline many might wonder what’s even left that’s worth stealing? Our foreclosed homes? Wall Street? Well ignoring those, I believe there’s quite a bit! Read the short-list and then add your own suggestions.

1. Google’s Servers

3. The Videos On YouTube

5. Pizza Delivery Boys

At any given moment you can make a short phone call pretty much anywhere in America and have a pizza delivered to you almost immediately. George Washington would be proud.

6. Pixar’s Animation Tools

8. Michele Bachmann’s Eyes

9. The Daily Show

10. Brian Williams

Brian Williams may just be the perfect American. Please don’t steal him Carmen!

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