Unfortunately as you get older, a substantial part of the world you loved as a kid starts to become off-limits. You can no longer attempt the epic struggle to get 1000 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese's, you can no longer play video games while you get your hair cut, and you can certainly no longer awkwardly but awesomely dance the night away with equally awkward classmates as attending a school dance as an adult is probably an offense that can get you arrested. Here is a list of places that will make you sad that you can no longer go without a kid of your own. Make sure to add any places you come up with yourself in the comments.
Exception-You can (and should) easily buy your own ballpit for your house or office. You just can't go to the public ones any more.
8. Petting Zoo
9. Santa's Lap
-You might think that it's "funny" if you go when you're older and post a picture of yourself on Santa's lap on Reddit or your Christmas cards but that joke is really played out and only makes the mall Santa's job even more annoying than it already is so please don't do this. Ever.
10. School Dances
11. The Neighbors' Doorsteps On Halloween
Exception-If you wear the right mask and aren't too tall you can probably get away with Trick or Treating.
12. Quarter Rides Outside Stores
13. Cool Cuts
14. McDonald's Playplace
15. Build-A-Bear Workshop
-You might still think this is alright if the bear you are "building" is for a boyfriend/girlfriend but when you try to explain to your lover that you spent the day in Build-A-Bear workshop they might find it hard to still take you seriously. They'd probably bearly find you attractive after that.