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You don't have to show up at a store at 3am thinking you're early for a 6am opening just to find out that there are already 300 people in front of you! AAAAAAAARGH!!!!
You don't have to be so dedicated to scoring great deals, that sidewalk camping in the cold for days is normal.
You don't have to team up to survive.
You don't have to warm up and stretch before taking on the crowds.
No bodily harm will come to you as you race to a deal.
No need to get jacked up on coffee to out-sprint the person next to you!
You don't have to watch grown adults fight over doorbuster deals.
Little old grandmas don't turn into terrifying discount monsters.
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