1. 1. The Mighty Ducks are their favorite hockey team
4. 4. WTF IS ICING!?!?!
5. 5. The standings make absolutely no sense to them. TOO MANY NUMBERS!
7. 7. They think air hockey is awesome!
8. 8. They know Team USA beat the Soviet Union in a hockey game one time
10. 10. They think the hockey trophy is pretty
11. 11. They think the puck is impossible to see and that they should highlight it to help make it easier to follow!
12. Here’s a highlight video proving how great of an idea highlighting the puck is
13. 12. They are dumbfounded that they only play three periods. Why not four quarters like everyone else?
14. 13. They always wonder why people are throwing octopus onto the ice
16. 15. Wayne Gretzky is the only hockey player they know
17. 16. Their favorite thing about hockey is Wayne Gretzky’s daughter
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