Before Lil Nas X was a Grammy Award–winning artist, he was just a guy with a popular Twitter account. Here are some of his funniest tweets from before he was famous:
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walmart employees be so nosy like yes i’m stealing damn what you want
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where tf else it’s supposed to be https://t.co/XQJKmlRmJP
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do y’all remember the age when y’all started to remember shit?
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y’all was wearing emoji outfits in public i ain’t forget
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y’all be 12 years old and still living off your parents lmao
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horny teenagers take the spotlight away from girl who has been working in the theater her entire life https://t.co/CiwDrx4SJR
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the three little bears when they got back home https://t.co/4vxjc0aUPn
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y’all be like “how hard puberty hit me”
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who a cartoon character who ass y’all wanna beat? mine is winnie the pooh
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Stages of Twitter: 1) Create an account. 2) You don't understand. 3) You left for a few months. 4) You returned. 5) You begin to see this tweet every 2 weeks
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[truck runs me over] me, bleeding in pain: hit or miss i guess they never miss huh lol
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titanic (1997) 👩🏼: nice to meet you please draw me naked 👨🏻🎨: ok 💎🚢 👨🏼✈️: uh oh y’all 👩🏼: oh no 🚢❌ 👨🏻🎨: here go a door for u to float on 👩🏼: promise you wont never let go 👨🏻🎨: can u just scoot over- 👩🏼: promise you won’t never let go 👨🏻🎨:
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11 year old me putting viruses on the computer to win the free iphone 4s
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me sitting in shame after i yell out the answer in class and it’s wrong
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god kinda snapped when he created oxygen
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when u reading a tweet and yo timeline refreshes by itself
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