This week, Twitter user @locdwithshelly uploaded a prompt created by TheShadeRoom and asked her followers to share the most unprofessional thing they've done at work.
I’m curious 👀
The stories ranged from absolutely hilarious to straight up wild, y'all. Here's some of the most outlandish responses people submitted:
1. This employee who got tired of coworkers stealing her food:
@locdwithshelly Made cupcakes with exlax...because ppl kept stealing my lunch an snacks
2. This employee who found time to go shopping during their shift:
@locdwithshelly consistently saying i'm at off-site meetings when i'm really shopping or at home aksjsksk
3. This employee who was planning their exit on the clock:
@locdwithshelly Had a Skype interview with another company
4. This employee who was caught napping on a desk:
@locdwithshelly My boss took the picture after he called the office multiple times, since I didn’t answer the phone, he came over thinking something had happened to me
5. This employee who used company time to go see a movie:
@locdwithshelly Went to the movies and then back to the office to clock out.
6. This employee who left work with a new hairstyle:
@locdwithshelly Took my braids out 😭 left work with a Afro
7. This employee who roasted a whole chicken at her desk:
@locdwithshelly Not me , but the girl sitting next to me roasted a whole chicken at her desk. Took 4 hours but lunch was smacking.
8. This employee who used her vibrator in the back of the office:
@locdwithshelly Put the “manager on property” sign up and used my vibrator in the back office 🤫
9. This employee who watched porn:
@locdwithshelly Watch Porn..
10. This employee who came up with a genius way to sell weed at work:
Selling weed through the drive-thru...if anybody ordered a “unsweetened iced tea, extra ice” move out the way person working the window...I got this one, lol 🤣 https://t.co/4CMyv5VHZ7
11. This employee who blocked time off in a conference room to play card games:
Blocked time off in a conference room to hold a spades tournament. https://t.co/oGzBL6RnoV
12. This employee who had sex with her boss for a raise:
Fuck my boss for $3 raise ... I was wild in my early 20s https://t.co/93i30kibHU
13. This employee who left her client stranded:
My ex boss fired me while my client was processing color on her head and I unzipped my cape and took all my shit and left lmao https://t.co/8LBlVY6T0k
14. This employee who gave away free stuff:
Specifically give free shit to black people but I wouldn’t call that unprofessional but reparations https://t.co/oj8M7LAvEa
15. This employee who was passive aggressive about cleaning up:
Mfs ain't wanna clean the micro wave up after their mess so I put hotpocket in that bitch for 10 minutes at the end of the day https://t.co/J9v9K56mQF
16. This employee who got creative with their business attire:
I used one of my durags as a pocket square in my last company event 😂 https://t.co/vULGNyOTCB
17. This employee who couldn't wait to start dinner:
Had my food cooking in a crockpot under my desk https://t.co/uE37DlGJxW
18. This employee who took nudes in the bathroom:
taking nudes in the bathroom like that’s my job description https://t.co/J7H4Zbq7E7
19. This employee who wanted a free meal on the house:
At Magels a man told me he was allergic to chives so i put chives in his quesadilla so he would send it back untouched and i could eat it. https://t.co/OTm8BZZwSy
20. This employee who stole customer points at Chick-Fil-A:
When I worked at Chick Fil A, I would add my phone number to everyone account so I could get their chick fil a points. Lmao https://t.co/0CpjEiBXsC
21. This employee who needed to find out if her boyfriend was cheating by any means necessary:
Pack all 8 of my students up in my car to go see why my man wasn’t answering the phn. https://t.co/ms4kZH65of
22. And finally, this employee who clocked in and left to work at another job:
@locdwithshelly I will never get over my friend clocking in and leaving to work at another job
Are you brave enough share the most unprofessional thing YOU'VE done at the workplace 👀? If so, tell us in the comments!
