Leslie Jordan Is Going Viral For Documenting His Quarantine And Every Video Is A Masterpiece
The 64-year-old is the hero the world needs right now.
Is it just me or does everything feel upside down due to the coronavirus pandemic?
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I couldn't even tell you what day it is.
The one bright spot I look forward to during this time is watching Leslie Jordan's Instagram videos where he documents his quarantine, because let me tell you, they're truly hysterical:
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You know the 64-year-old comedian from shows like American Horror Story, The Cool Kids, Will & Grace, and his role in the film The Help.
He's showing us how he prepares his quarantine meals, while sharing stories about his former nightclubbing days in New York City:
He's discussing hot topics, like sex during the pandemic and masturbation, for those of us who are single and socially distancing right now:
He's singing fabulous tunes from his one-man show, specifically this one called "Ain't No Queers in Heaven":
And introducing us to his cat, Miss Callie, who might be blind:
He's impersonating Sia while singing Lizzo, because it's the one mashup we never knew we needed:
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He's also clarifying that no, he's not "fried" while recording these clips.
He's showing us his tricks to staying fit at home...
And, of course, his fitness routine includes baton twirling!
The best part about all his "exercise" is that he gets to eat whatever he wants, d'oh.
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His mind = powerful.