1. This person who lied about being energetic.
#LiesOnMyResume I am ready, willing and able to work.
2. This person who lied about their work ethic.
I’m highly motivated #LiesOnMyResume
3. This person who lied about having thick skin.
Resume: Takes criticism well... Me when someone critiques my work ethic: #LiesOnMyResume
4. This person who lied about how well they work under pressure.
#LiesOnMyResume Work well in a high-pressure environment.
5. This person who lied about their time management skills.
#LiesOnMyResume Me: I'm never late for work. Also me:
6. This person who lied about their people skills.
#LiesOnMyResume I can work both alone or with others. Lie! Put me alone I hate others 🙄
7. This person who lied about their communication skills.
#LiesOnMyResume Co-worker: "Hey, you said you're fluent in Spanish, right? Can you translate for me?" Me:
8. This person who lied about their patience.
Me: I'm absolutely okay with working late sometimes if it's necessary. Also me: *leaving work on time every day. #LiesOnMyResume
9. This person who lied about their temper.
#LiesOnMyResume I try to avoid confrontations with others.💓😽
10. This person who lied about their computer skills.
#LiesOnMyResume I can type a thousand words a minute
11. This person who lied about being proficient in Excel.
#LiesOnMyResume lmao this hashtag. Well while we’re making confessions, I am not proficient in Excel AT ALL. I cried trying to make a pivot table once
12. This person who lied about being a great cook.
#LiesOnMyResume can cook anything
13. This person who lied about their attention span.
#LiesOnMyResume good attention to detail.
14. This person who lied about their availability.
Me: I can work any shift, including mandatory overtime! Job: Need you to stay for 10 minute meeting at end of shift #LiesOnMyResume
15. This person who lied about everything.
#LiesOnMyResume I know what I’m doing