1. A jar of Aquaphor's healing moisturizer for anyone suffering from dry, cracked, and sensitive skin. It restores moisture and promotes healing, so you can go back to living.
2. An organic and all-natural snout soother if your pup's nose has gone from cute as a button to crusty as overbaked bread.
3. A scalp-reviving charcoal and tea tree mask to alleviate your dry, itchy, and flaking scalp. A hydrated and moisturized scalp is only a wash or two away!
4. A foot peeling liquid mask that'll start shedding dead skin four to six days after application. You'll have smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom feet in as little as two weeks!
5. A skin-repairing body oil chock-full of natural oils good for reducing the appearance of scars and stretch marks. Its skin-renewal formula will help get rid of acne scars, surgery scars, and so much more!
6. A multi-fabric cleaner if your couch, mattress, and carpet look incredibly, uhhhh, lived on.
7. A rust stain remover spray whose gel formula dissolves even the most stubborn rust. Easily get rid of those tough stains without having to use all of your elbow grease.
8. An immunity-boosting allergy supplement that'll help your itchy pup stop scratching due to skin, seasonal, or environmental allergy issues. They're also rich with vitamins, antioxidants, and probiotics to support digestion and immunity.
Promising review: "Absolutely the best product. It saved my itchy goldendoodle! We tried changing food, Benadryl, medicated shampoo, fish oil, everything you can imagine... nothing worked long-term. He was itching his face so badly he would make himself bleed. Had sores and scabs all over his face and neck. I bought these because they had good reviews and I was desperate. It changed his life! He no longer scratches AT ALL! His coat looks great and all of his sores are healed. He’s the happiest he’s been which makes me a very happy momma. He is also very picky and never eats treats... he eats these every time so that’s an added bonus!" —Darcie Nation
Get them from Amazon for $26.97.
9. Clorox disinfecting wipes because every surface of your home deserves a little TLC, and they'll get it with these lemon-scented wipes that are safe on wood, granite, and stainless steel, of course.
10. A pumice cleaning stone to scrub away toilet rings, limescale, and rust buildup from your porcelain throne.
11. An oven cleaner so powerful you might just convince yourself you replaced your oven altogether. This heavy-duty cleaner can remove grime, stains, and caked-on food in three minutes!
12. Or an eco-friendly oven scrub cleaner for tackling all the caked-on messes you've learned to ignore. Made with natural ingredients (including pumice stone and baking soda), you'll get your oven back without all the toxic fumes.
13. A dark spot-correcting cream that'll also work to repair sun damage, discoloration, and acne marks!
14. A stainless-steel foot file and callus remover to get rid of tough skin and cracks with no effort at all. Dry, discolored skin? Not here!
15. A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets because all the food gunk that was once on your dirty dishes does, in fact, go somewhere. And that's to the bottom of your humble appliance. You can also say goodbye to limescale and mineral buildup while you're at it.
Promising review: "I rarely post reviews, but this stuff has completely changed our lives. Our dishwasher, utensils, plates, and glasses were covered with dry scale and nothing we tried came close to helping. After using the tablets three times our dishwasher looks like new; our glasses are sparkling like fine china and everything else looks fabulous. Highly recommend, worth every penny, best product BY FAR!!! One great advantage is you can use it with your dishes. Some other products are used to clean the dishwasher but not to clean dishes and glasses. Buy this, you will be blown away!!! It is astounding!" —Jenny
Get a pack of six tablets from Amazon for $5.99.
16. A heavy-duty steam cleaner for chemical-free cleaning that'll leave you *and* your carpets, tiles, and sealed wood floors beaming!
17. An earwax removal kit if wax buildup is keeping you from hearing the falsetto in your favorite songs. This nonirritating cleanser will get your ears in tip-top shape in no time.
18. A toilet wand from Clorox that comes with six disposable disinfecting sponges and a storage caddy. You might just feel like a mighty germ-eliminating wizard with that wand in hand. And after killing 99.9% of germs, who could blame you!
19. A vitamin C serum with hyaluronic acid, retinol, and salicylic acid to give you skin so bright, you'll light up every room you enter. Fresh-looking skin is just a bottle away!
20. An ear treatment that'll clean out your pet's ears and get rid of any buildup. It'll also help to prevent inflammation and irritation. Formulated with 0.5% hydrocortisone, this will help soothe ear infections caused by germs and fungi.
21. A nontoxic carpet cleaning solution for uprooting stains as old as the Tree of Life™. Say goodbye to the spots and splotches caused by dirt tracks, pet accidents, and food spills!
22. A laundry soap bar that truly works miracles against all kinds of stains.
23. A microwave steam cleaner you just fill with water and vinegar to help all the food trapped to the walls and ceiling of your microwave melt away. Then, you can quickly and easily wipe all that yuck away!
24. An acne-fighting body wash for anyone with stubborn skin. Formulated using 10% benzoyl peroxide, this wash is gentle on skin but harsh on acne!
Promising review: "OK, I’m in my mid 30s and have tried everything under the sun since I started getting mild acne on my butt as a teen. I mean everything! I gave this a try half hoping that it would at least calm it down. Well, let me tell you what it did! The first three weeks it drastically calmed it down and cut the acne in half. A month later and I have A CLEAR BOTTOM!!!!! I am writing this comment because I’m in the process of ordering my second bottle! My husband laughs when he sees me now checking out my smooth and clear butt in the mirror! Oh the freedom that comes with it! It comes out like a lotion with no scent that I notice. I can use it on my shoulders, face, and butt. It’s not moisturizing but it also doesn’t leave you dry. I use a very light and sensitive moisturizer after use. Can be used daily!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three sizes).
25. A box of maximum strength wart-removing pads with extra cushioning so there's no discomfort while they work their magic.
Promising review: "This stuff works! I’ve never had a wart in my life! At first I thought it was a small callus but as months went by it was getting larger. I started to google and realized I had a plantar wart on my thumb! Eww, embarrassing! So I got the freeze off and thought 'This has to work!' Nope! I tried the freeze off three times and nothing! I than realized the same thing was happening on my other thumb, a small callus but I knew that the wart had spread! Now I was desperate to get rid of them and knew I had waited too long! Bought the invisible strips and it removed my small wart in four days and my big wart in eight!! I couldn’t believe it. I left strips on for two days then pulled back the dead skin with a cuticle clipper and reapplied! My bigger wart was a little tougher to removed and I had irritated my skin trying to cut it out, so I left it alone for few days before reapplying strip and by the second 48-hour treatment, it was gone! I thought my skin would be damaged but it looks like nothing was ever there!" —Audrey N.
Get 14 pads from Amazon for $5.
26. A stainless-steel tongue scraper to get rid of all the funky bacteria that's been causing bad breath. Stay plaque-free with this gentle tool.
27. A drill brush kit that'll allow you to scrub *anything* in your bathroom clean. Tub? Clean. Tiles? Clean. Sink? You guessed it: clean.
28. An anti-fungal nail repair pen for damaged, discolored, and fungi-infested nails (because they're really not as ~fun~ as they'd seem). You'll likely see healthy changes in two to four weeks!
29. Acne patches loaded with zit-shrinking hydrocolloid and tea tree oil to keep blemishes at bay.
30. Pink Stuff cleaning paste so no sticky saucepans, streaky stainless steel, or gunked-up glass shall prosper against you or this versatile and easy-to-use cleaner.
31. An instant carpet spot remover because all cleanups should be quick and easy. Say goodbye to those stubborn stains!
32. A tub of O'Keeffe's hand cream for anyone suffering from dry, cracked, and sensitive skin. It restores moisture and promotes healing, so you can go back to living.
Promising review: "I have suffered from splitting and cracking fingers every fall and winter for years. I tried Eucerin, Lubriderm, and Gold Bond creams, but none seemed to relieve the splitting from reoccurring. I tried O'Keeffe's Working Hand Cream and within two-and-a-half days, the splitting and cracking were no longer a factor. Since using the cream, I have not suffered any more cracking or splitting. I am on a busy schedule and only use it at night when I go to bed. It says it's non-greasy but you can definitely feel a slick texture on your hands once applied. That's why I use it at night before bed when I don't have to open door knobs, touch smartphones, or shake hands. It has the texture of cake icing, goes on smooth and works into the skin quickly. It has no smell I can detect. I am so glad I found this cream, it has ended years of split and cracked fingers/hands." —T.H.
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
Our deep dive into O'Keeffe's Working Hands Cream goes into more details, so be sure to check it out.
33. Houseplant insect traps to help you get rid of those annoying gnats calling your monstera and fiddle-leaf figs home. Just stick a stack in the soil, and let the nontoxic traps do what they do (trap).
34. An electric foot file if you don't have the energy to manually buff and scrape at your feet to get them even and soft. You'll be able to gently smooth out rough and dry skin with this bad boy.
35. A leaf-shaped, self-draining soap dish so you don't have to wade through a waterlogged mound of mush to get to your soap.
36. A bottle of dandruff shampoo formulated with ketoconazole to relieve and control flaking, scaling, and itching caused by dandruff. Clean and clear scalps for all!
Promising review: "MIRACLE PRODUCT! If you have a flaky scalp from dandruff, BUY THIS. I was about to go to the dermatologist if this stuff didn’t work. Thank goodness I saved myself hundreds of dollars by giving this product a shot. I used it four of five times (over a month) and it cleared my scalp almost completely. One more use and my scalp will be 120% healed! This stuff blew my mind. Totally worth it." —chris
Get it from Amazon for $12.95.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.