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    7 Of The Horniest Movies To Stream That Aren't Porn

    It's time to have some fun! 😉

    April 16 is National Horny Day, which means it's the perfect day to feel yourself, have fun with your partner, and if you're quarantining alone, then have fun with yourself. 😉

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    If you're looking for something to get you in ~~the mood~~, here are some movie recommendations.

    1. Y Tu Mamá También

    20th Century Fox

    This is one of the sexiest films I've ever seen, and will make you fall for either Maribel Verdú, Diego Luna, or Gael García Bernal — or all of them. If you haven't had the pleasure of watching it yet, this Alfonso Cuarón film is about two best friends, Julio (Gael) and Tenoch (Diego), who take a road trip to the beach with an older woman named Luisa (Maribel), the wife of Tenoch's cousin. From there, things get very steamy. You won't be able to stop thinking about the words "Cómeme, Tenoch."

    Watch it on Netflix.

    2. Call Me By Your Name

    Sony Pictures Classics

    I still cannot stop thinking about the peach!!! Thanks, Timothée and Armie. But seriously, if you haven't watched it and have crushes on either Armie or Timmy, do it! It will wreck you emotionally, but it will also make you want both of the characters to wreck you.

    Watch it on Amazon Prime.

    3. Duck Butter

    The Orchard

    Alia Shawkat plays Naima, who meets Sergio (Laia Costa) at a club. They decide that to get to know each other, they'll have sex on the hour for 24 hours. Is that not the horniest premise ever?

    Watch it on Netflix.

    4. The Overnight

    The Orchard

    Personally, I feel like The Overnight has all my fantasies in one movie. It's about two parents, Alex (Adam Scott) and Emily (Taylor Schilling), who are invited by a couple, Kurt (Jason Schwartzman) and Charlotte (Judith Godrèche) for an "adult" sleepover. As someone who has a huge crush on both Adam and Jason, it is an absolute treat. I will never forgive Netflix for removing it.

    You can watch it on Amazon Prime.

    5. Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Pyramide Films

    This one isn't sexually graphic, but it has intense sexual chemistry that'll leave you speechless. I'm sure you've heard a lot of talk about this movie, so without spoiling much, I'll say it's about a painter and an aristocrat that share a forbidden love.

    Watch it on Hulu.

    6. Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    View Askew Productions

    This Kevin Smith movie, both sweet and horny, is about two best friends (Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen), who decide to make porn together to make money. It's a rom-com, so you already know how it ends. But if you have a big crush on Seth Rogen, or maybe just want to see real porn stars like Traci Lords and Katie Morgan do their thing in a comedy, this one's worth watching.

    Watch it on Netflix.

    7. Love

    Wild Bunch

    If you're familiar with Gaspar Noé's work, you know it can be pretty graphic and experimental. This film from 2015 made headlines for featuring unsimulated sex scenes, so with that you should know what to expect.

    Watch it on Netflix.