Which "Real Housewife" Are You?
You like to meddle in everyone's business — "What?" "What ah you guys taulking about?" "What's going on hea?" — but you really mean the best. Yes, at times you can be extremely dramatic, but you're just trying to live your life as honestly as you can.
It's not hard to peg why you are one of the most likable characters in the franchise: You're honest (even when it hurts), vulnerable (even when it's hard), and extremely ambitious (even when odds were way stacked against you). No one is safe from your verbal ammunition, but you're just trying to keep it 110% real.
You may or may not still be a ~countess~ but do formalities really matter? No. In your heart of hearts, you know you're royalty. You live your life like a lady but will occasionally dabble in Auto-Tuned club music. Above all else, you live by one mantra: money does NOT buy one class. Stay chic, c'est la vie.
OKOKOK before you break into any identity crises, Teresa MEANS well. She's just a little, y'know, misunderstood. Yes, she's passionate (sometimes a little too passionate), but only because she's hyper-protective of things she holds close to her heart. Like, her family. You'd flip over a table for your family, right?
You are the real deal. You are not here for bullshit, you are not here for haters, and you most definitely do not have time for clownery. So while people are running their mouths, you are running to the bank, depositing a TRUMP CHECK, hunny. Girl, bye.
Haters can hate, but you're a straight-shooter who lives in a strictly bullshit-free zone. At times your candor can cut a little deeper than you intended, but your hilarious wit makes up for it. Your foul mouth is really a public service.
People often mistake your innocence for naiveté, but you know how to hold your own. And you don't have to be a bitch to prove it.
You're a natural-born hustler who makes hard work look really pretty. And while you make people work even harder to infiltrate your inner social circle, your undying loyalty to them will make it all worth it. Ugh, you're always looking faaaaabulous, dahhhlinggggg.
You are smart, eloquent, and elegant. You are just classy as f*ck. Raising a glass of bubbly champs to you.
You're bold and beautiful, and with a little wine in you, anything is possible. You've been hit with some misfortunes in the past, but you continue to keep your head (and butt) up because you refuse to live life sad and sober. You operate in your own little cosmic universe.
How can anybody NOT LOVE YOU? Yes, you're a little detached from human reality, but just enough to allow you to see the good in everyone. You are a gentle soul. You also have really quirky euphemisms only you and animals understand.
You're the most rational one of your friend group (which really isn't saying much) BUT you do try to keep the dynamic jelled nicely. You're also a part-time princess, but what of it? You like nice things. Who doesn't?