1. We get ittttttttttt. It's shockingly warmer-than-usual across the country at this time of the year.
2. But c'mon...
3. Y U COMPLAINING.
4. SNOW WILL COME!
5. LET'S RIDE THIS OUT FOR NOW, PEOPLE.
6. So for those who won't stop pointing it out (don't you know the weather gods are listening?!)...
7. Let it go...
8. ♪ ♫ Let it gooooooooooo ♩
9. ♪♪ Please hold it back some more...
10. Let it go.
11. LET IT GO.
12. Turn away and OPEN your door ('cause you still can).
13. I don't care... ♬
14. What they're going to say... ♩ ♪
15. Let the temporary warmth wage on.
16. The cold has always bothered me — AND YOU TOO you're lying to yourself if it hasn't — ohhhh, hot chocolate and oversized sweaters? BULLSHIT. YOU'RE INSIDE! When you're commuting to work in -25 degree nipple-freezing snow-winds every morning, let's talk.
17. LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!
Great, now we're jinxed. Why we can't have nice things.