1. A raccoon in your neighbourhood: Chillin', raccoonin'.
A Canadian raccoon: Caught on security video stealthily stealing doughnuts from a Toronto bakery.
2. A raccoon in your backyard: Stunned to see you.
3. A raccoon where you're from: Sleeping, as it does.
A Canadian raccoon: Rides public transit, politely converses with commuters.
Fun ride on ttc this morning @CP24
4. Most raccoons when you shoo them away: They scurry off.
Raccoons in Canada: You tell them a firm "no" to public transportation, yet they try and try again.
Raccoons trying to board the bus in Stanley Park, #Vancouver... Even animals sometimes get tired of walking.
5. A raccoon everywhere else: Is an animal. Minimal contact with humans.
Raccoons in Canada: Whatever the fuck British Columbians are doing with them.
6. A raccoon in America: Forages for food, sometimes in your trash.
A raccoon in Canada: Climbs a 200-metre crane, poops at the top.
7. Raccoons: A mammal native to North America.
Canadian raccoons: Have an entire cartoon series, from the '80s, inspired by them. Called The Raccoons.
8. A raccoon everywhere else: Is afraid of you.
A raccoon in Canada: Wants to get to know you, Robert. "How you living?"
9. Raccoons: Sometimes roadkill :(
Raccoons in Canada: Sometimes roadkill :( ...Then memorialized, mourned, venerated...
sleep well my sweet prince, people loved you and remember you #deadraccoonto
...recounted...
Toronto's dead raccoon vigil: one story, multiple narratives #theRETHINK
...and never forgotten.
A butter sculpture ode to #deadraccoonto #CNE2015
10. Raccoon news: Approach cute creatures with caution.
Canadian raccoon news: We must defeat them.
