17 Reasons Y'all Americans Moving To Canada Could Not Survive
A reminder that might trump your plans.
Fellow Americans: Are you one of these people?
Or even one of these (anomalous) people?
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Wait, what? Do you even know what Canada is — nevermind.
1. Because if you are, just know right now it's two weeks before June, and if you lived here, this is what you'd be waking up to:
I don't mean to be alarmist, but it's May 15th and snowing in Southern Ontario
2. This is where you'd be laying out your towel to suntan on:
3. Where you'll be kicking back and cracking open a book with your morning coffee:
4. Where you'd crack open a Bud Light and tailgate and bump chests (or whatever it is that happens in summertime sports):
5. You guys like GoT, right?
6. Prepared to have both your lawn mower and snow blower out.
7. I'd pack a coat, or three, with you, too:
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You're in it for the long haul.
8. Ever consider New Brunswick? They have a real budding hip scene in Moncton:
9. You loved Montreal when you visited, eh? Why now indulge in it 24/7:
10. If all you know about Quebec is poutine and French, you should be all set. Nothing else to prepare for!:
11. Heard ~the 6~ was cool? Been listening to Views lately? Oh, it's "cool" alright:
12. Sooooooooo "chill":
13. AND VANCOUVER — Nevermind, we don't associate them during this time.
14. But anyway. To 'Mericans who are "serious" about moving to Canada if your political climate is not favourable:
15. We are just as serious about letting you know what you are flippantly getting into:
16. Because we know how beautiful and tranquil Canada can be:
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17. But we were built for it.
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9 months of winter: Who's ready?!