Fellow Americans: Are you one of these people?
Or even one of these (anomalous) people?
1. Because if you are, just know right now it's two weeks before June, and if you lived here, this is what you'd be waking up to:
I don't mean to be alarmist, but it's May 15th and snowing in Southern Ontario
2. This is where you'd be laying out your towel to suntan on:
3. Where you'll be kicking back and cracking open a book with your morning coffee:
4. Where you'd crack open a Bud Light and tailgate and bump chests (or whatever it is that happens in summertime sports):
5. You guys like GoT, right?
6. Prepared to have both your lawn mower and snow blower out.
7. I'd pack a coat, or three, with you, too:
8. Ever consider New Brunswick? They have a real budding hip scene in Moncton:
9. You loved Montreal when you visited, eh? Why now indulge in it 24/7:
10. If all you know about Quebec is poutine and French, you should be all set. Nothing else to prepare for!:
11. Heard ~the 6~ was cool? Been listening to Views lately? Oh, it's "cool" alright:
12. Sooooooooo "chill":
13. AND VANCOUVER — Nevermind, we don't associate them during this time.
14. But anyway. To 'Mericans who are "serious" about moving to Canada if your political climate is not favourable:
15. We are just as serious about letting you know what you are flippantly getting into:
16. Because we know how beautiful and tranquil Canada can be:
17. But we were built for it.
