1. The Internet has birthed some tunes you never knew you needed.
3. Introducing “My Neck, My Track”:
5. And here is “Thomas The Dank Engine,” featuring A$AP Rocky’s “Fuckin’ Problems.”
7. If this kinda stuff really speaks to you, there’s an entire library of hip hop x Thomas mash-ups here.
Including, but certainly not limited to, “Thomas The Golddigger” (Kanye West x Thomas), “Chug .45” (Afroman x Thomas), and “Protect Ya Track” (Wu-Tang x Thomas).
There’s even an entire subreddit forum dedicated to them.