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    Apparently There Are Hip Hop Mash-Ups With Thomas The Tank Engine Because Why Not

    The web is a weird place, y'all.

    The Internet has birthed some tunes you never knew you needed.

    That's right, folks. For example, what we have here is one-part explicit 2002 rap hit "My Neck, My Back" and one-part jolly intro song from kiddie show Thomas & Friends.

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    Introducing "My Neck, My Track":

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    "My neck/ My back/ Lick my p*ssy and my crack" ♬ da da da dee doo doo ♬

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    And here is "Thomas The Dank Engine," featuring A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems."

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    "I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem / And yeah, I like to fuck / I got a fucking problem" ♬ doo doo wop dee doo wop da ♬

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    If this kinda stuff really speaks to you, there's an entire library of hip hop x Thomas mash-ups here.

    Including, but certainly not limited to, "Thomas The Golddigger" (Kanye West x Thomas), "Chug .45" (Afroman x Thomas), and "Protect Ya Track" (Wu-Tang x Thomas).

    There's even an entire subreddit forum dedicated to them.

    Dat mean #ChugLyfe.