Apparently There Are Hip Hop Mash-Ups With Thomas The Tank Engine Because Why Not

The web is a weird place, y’all.

1. The Internet has birthed some tunes you never knew you needed.

2. That’s right, folks. For example, what we have here is one-part explicit 2002 rap hit “My Neck, My Back” and one-part jolly intro song from kiddie show Thomas & Friends.


3. Introducing “My Neck, My Track”:

4. “My neck/ My back/ Lick my p*ssy and my crack” ♬ da da da dee doo doo ♬


5. And here is “Thomas The Dank Engine,” featuring A$AP Rocky’s “Fuckin’ Problems.”

6. “I love bad bitches, that’s my fucking problem / And yeah, I like to fuck / I got a fucking problem” ♬ doo doo wop dee doo wop da ♬


7. If this kinda stuff really speaks to you, there’s an entire library of hip hop x Thomas mash-ups here.

Including, but certainly not limited to, “Thomas The Golddigger” (Kanye West x Thomas), “Chug .45” (Afroman x Thomas), and “Protect Ya Track” (Wu-Tang x Thomas).

There’s even an entire subreddit forum dedicated to them.

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