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Dear Newfoundland, We Are So, So Sorry About The "Spring" Season

"Sorry?" — British Columbia.

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1. Newfoundland has just been hit with another record-breaking snowstorm. In mid-April. All while British Columbia is way hotter than it should be right now.

So, to our buddies over there, from the rest of the country:

2. We are so, so sorry...

3. This feels really unfair.

4. You've done nothing to deserve this.

5. And you deserve all the sun, warmth, flowers, birds, and non-snow Spring should bring.

6. Not to mention the beach, tanning, swimming, flip flops, popsicles...

7. ...Sorry. That's not helping.

8. IT'S A NEWFOUNDLAND IN NEWFOUNDLAND! Oh, but s/he looks pissed.

Sorry, dog.
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Sorry, dog.

9. Sorry, all dogs, who just wanted to fetch for a ball they can finally find.

10. Sorry, sidewalks.

11. Sorry, innocuous and probably friendly neighbours, who just wanted to not shovel — for just one day.

12. Sorry, beautiful Newfoundland sceneries.

13. Sorry, beautiful backyards.

14. Sorry, slippery, windy roads. Snow tires for one more day :(

15. But those Newfies: You know what sets them apart? (Besides the endless winter)

After the snowstorm yesterday, I thought I'd play a tune that fits quite well. "Newfoundland Spring"#nlwx

16. They don't give a single flying fuck. They will celebrate spring — snow or not.