TBH, airplane food can be great. Air Canada food can be great — if you are really, really wealthy or really, really lucky.
Because for most of us plebes, enduring a long elbow-room-less flight means enduring one, or SEVERAL, of these exciting three-container-course meals.
Where there is usually one main course of congealed mystery mush, a stale roll to help you take it down, and some after-treat-that's-been-sitting-in-a-fridge-for-too-long to help you forget.
"I know I paid a lot for this flight already, but I'm just going to be safe and order off their special menu instead. Pizza is generally safe, right?"
You tell us, $10 later.
On top of the premium fares just to fly across the country, this is about all we get, eh? "Breakfast," for example:
And factor in DELAYS — 'cause if we're flying Air Canada, we know there will be delays — and you are actually Marie Antoinette-ing us.
"Let them eat 1,000-day-old cake!"
Mmmmmmmmm!
Yum!
I'm practically salivating.
Can't wait to dig in.
Run for the hills, my friends.
