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17 Things You'll Learn If You're Dating A Tim Hortons Employee

Love is measured in free doughnuts.

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1. You only know one person who can make a particularly putrid shade of beige-brown look good.

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2. But that person never, ever, ever wants you to see them in it.

Woman love a man in uniform but clearly not a man in a Tim Hortons uniform... I should know

In their defense, BeyoncΓ© would look dumpy in it.

3. But you still drop by, if not to see your beloved significant other, then definitely for the free PERK$$$$$$$.

This is what you wake up to when your boyfriend works overnights at Tim Hortons..

4. Yes, love can be bought by doughnuts. 🍩❀🍩❀🍩❀

perks of him working at Tim Hortons

5. But they also have their fun when you show up.

when ur bf works at Tim Hortons >>>>

6. At one point or another, you make peace with the fact that they will reek of burnt coffee. In their hair, in their clothes...

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7. And that your Friday and Saturday nights will be Netflix-nights-in.

Nothing like getting off of work at 11 p.m., only to be back at 8 a.m. the next morning.
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Nothing like getting off of work at 11 p.m., only to be back at 8 a.m. the next morning.

8. You'll never comfortably consume an Iced Capp again. They can't help but tell you what goes into one of them, and you resent them for it.

9. Which means if you continue to consume them, you will be judged by your significant other.

10. You've had to assist and tend to one β€” or 15 β€” too many coffee burns.

11. Arguing over the best doughnut flavour is an actual point of contention in the relationship.

12. (It's SOUR CREAM GLAZED β€” if anyone is keeping score.)

End of story, end of arguing.
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End of story, end of arguing.

13. But all is settled because you are just grateful for them always having change for laundry.

Only from working half a summer at Tim hortons I have filled my tip jar finally 😍😍

14. Oh, the stories your loved one will bring home.

a customer just tried to get a free coffee with a mcdonalds stamp card hahahaha this is tim hortons man get your life together

15. "Can you believe someone ordered a coffee with four creams and seven sugars?!"

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That you eventually become immune to.

16. If you're in a relationship with a Tims employee, you are not immune or above being cheesy, or cutesy-wutesy about it.

17. And if you both work there, well, game over. You two are the most disgustingly Canadian couple.

When both you and your bf work at Tim Hortons...

Congrats.