You might have a maple syrup problem...
1. If you steal nearly $20 million in maple syrup from a maple syrup reserve.
2. And can justify it.
3. If you've straight-up poured some syrup into red wine. And not hated it.
4. If you scoff at the very idea of fake maple syrup.
And feel sadness for those* who do not have access to pure EH-grade kind.