I own a yellow umbrella.I love my yellow umbrella.I wrote my initials on my yellow umbrella.One time I lost my yellow umbrella.It happened at a party.Or at my ex's house.I like dogs.I don't just like dogs, I LOVE dogs.I own a dog.I own more than one dog.I play bass guitar.I'm in a band.My band plays at weddings.I love reading the New York Times.I do the New York Times crossword every week.AND finish it.I play tennis.I love Star Wars.I've watched every Star Wars movie at least five times.I make sure to rewatch the original Star Wars trilogy every three years.I'm willing to name one of my children after a Star Wars character.Speaking of which, I want two kids.A boy and a girl.I'm ready to settle down.Like, REALLY ready.I have a habit of correcting people's grammar.I love dad jokes.I have a coin collection.I love going to the Renaissance Fair.I pronounce Renaissance rhen-AI-sance.I went to college.I went to Columbia University.I studied economics.I love Otis Redding.I paint robots playing sports.I live in New York.I make amazing cookies.I call them "sumbitches".Some people may consider me weird.I always bring home leftovers from restaurants.I have the ability to befriend almost anyone I meet.Which often leads to getting free pie.My favorite flower is lilacs.I'm a strong believer in destiny.I believe that destiny will bring me and "the one" together.
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