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27 Pictures That Are Way Too Real For Catholic School Students

What would Jesus do?

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1. When all your primary school drawings of Jesus had him with a big grin and his arms raised up in demonstration of his holy authority.

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2. When doing the offertory used to be the best job on offer at church.

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3. That year you were made to dress up in white to receive the Body of Christ, which did seem thrilling at the time.

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4. And your day was made that much more special with presents like this...

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6. When you realised you had been saying the wrong words to a commonly-used prayer.

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7. When you thought God was there to help solve all your problems.

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8. When your school dress up days looked a little like this.

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9. When Lent rolled around and the ash on your forehead never totally lived up to your expectations.

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12. When you knew it was always important to leave room for Jesus...

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13. ...and stay at least one bible length apart.

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14. When you knew tight grinding and pelvic thrusting was something the Lord would not approve of.

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15. And speaking of rules, you knew it was always important to abide by the strictest of them.

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16. For all those school days when you pondered, WWJD?

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17. What Would Jesus Do... in cyberspace?

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19. When you went to a church that served the "wine" in tiny cups and it was exciting because you could pretend to shot it.

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20. When the artwork in your classroom looked something like this, and you didn't really know WTF was going on.

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22. When you got older and the best part about mass or liturgies was sitting near your crush.

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Forget the Offertory.

23. And you completely tuned out the Homily and just practiced awesome pick-up lines in your head instead.

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24. When you reached high school and sex education looked a little like this:

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25. And you started to rely more and more on the help of popular culture to get you by in religion class.

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26. Though one thing all past Catholic kids can agree on, is that nothing or no one is scarier than an innocent looking nun.

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27. And to this day, you still feel an immense guilt when you skip church.

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Especially when it's six months in a row.

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